why did i watch this movie/ why did i watch this movie too...?

i know what you're saying. you got it all figured it out. tyler perry clued all you women in on how men talk. how men think. how men get along. what we talk about when we get together....

yea fucking right.

i need you to ask any man you know that isn't gay has he ever sat around and talked to his homeboys like that? it is quite evident that mr. perry...has no male friends. because he fails at male conversation scenes like he's never talked to another man in his entire life. i'm sorry. i know a lot of you women get life from his movies. a lot of you think him dressing up like a old grayed haired cursing grandma is funny. but every time i watch a movie with a scene with a bunch of men i just shake my head like..

uh uh uh....tyler..what is this shit?

cause seriously, even in this picture..dude has a martini glass in his hand and is holding it like he got his wrist broke in a bad piano recital accident. that or he's in a episode of "black-man-in-the-city". watch a scene from any of his movies with men talking. it's a movie..yet it's a weird, uncomfortable silence between everything they say. it's like..dude..all the dudes in this scene knew this dialog was gay. this is NOT how straight men talk. let me clue you ladies in on what a man conversation is.

sex. cursing. sex. cursing. belligerent uses of words for everything. sports. sex. then think of the most random, dumbest, off the wall shit you could possible think of..yea. that's about it. we don't sit and discuss relationships like that. we don't CARE about each other's relationships. we'd rather talk about the dudes who AREN'T in relationships so we can hear the real good shit. guys in relationships don't have any stories. because first of all we don't talk about our chicks we are serious the same way we talk about hoes. hoes..you're gonna get all the gritty details. our main chick...we ain't telling you shit. cause our dudes be so reckless with their mouth he'll fuck around and tell some shit he ain't suppose to say. yall seen, "i love you man". when ol' boy was telling dude's fiance to give him head. this is how men talk. this is how we think. we wouldn't be sitting around no table gossiping about our boy crying to us about his dead kid. we wouldn't tell on our homeboy, to piss you off. we'd tell on him to piss him off. tyler writes his men characters as women. the women got more balls then then men in his movies. i'm saying..are you tyler perry or are you terry mcmillian? please decide madea. oker?

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