Friday, October 1, 2010

why did i watch this movie/ why did i watch this movie too...?

i know what you're saying. you got it all figured it out. tyler perry clued all you women in on how men talk. how men think. how men get along. what we talk about when we get together....

yea fucking right.

i need you to ask any man you know that isn't gay has he ever sat around and talked to his homeboys like that? it is quite evident that mr. perry...has no male friends. because he fails at male conversation scenes like he's never talked to another man in his entire life. i'm sorry. i know a lot of you women get life from his movies. a lot of you think him dressing up like a old grayed haired cursing grandma is funny. but every time i watch a movie with a scene with a bunch of men i just shake my head like..

uh uh uh....tyler..what is this shit?

cause seriously, even in this picture..dude has a martini glass in his hand and is holding it like he got his wrist broke in a bad piano recital accident. that or he's in a episode of "black-man-in-the-city". watch a scene from any of his movies with men talking. it's a movie..yet it's a weird, uncomfortable silence between everything they say. it's like..dude..all the dudes in this scene knew this dialog was gay. this is NOT how straight men talk. let me clue you ladies in on what a man conversation is.

sex. cursing. sex. cursing. belligerent uses of words for everything. sports. sex. then think of the most random, dumbest, off the wall shit you could possible think of..yea. that's about it. we don't sit and discuss relationships like that. we don't CARE about each other's relationships. we'd rather talk about the dudes who AREN'T in relationships so we can hear the real good shit. guys in relationships don't have any stories. because first of all we don't talk about our chicks we are serious the same way we talk about hoes. hoes..you're gonna get all the gritty details. our main chick...we ain't telling you shit. cause our dudes be so reckless with their mouth he'll fuck around and tell some shit he ain't suppose to say. yall seen, "i love you man". when ol' boy was telling dude's fiance to give him head. this is how men talk. this is how we think. we wouldn't be sitting around no table gossiping about our boy crying to us about his dead kid. we wouldn't tell on our homeboy, to piss you off. we'd tell on him to piss him off. tyler writes his men characters as women. the women got more balls then then men in his movies. i'm saying..are you tyler perry or are you terry mcmillian? please decide madea. oker?

[october challenge: day#1]

6 comments:

Monique said...

LMAO!!! This whole post was funny but I feel you. I thought the movie was good but it was a bit of stretch.

Krissy said...

This is too funny. I promise every man I know thinks exactly like this! I love Tasha Smith in those movies. I live to see her go off. Otherwise *shrug* lol

Chymere said...

LOL and since I'm always like the last female standing I know this is so so true. See I'm the homie and at this point my gender is invisible. and when the girlfriends/potentials leave, I just sit back and take it all in...gets more and more hilarious everytime we chill.

Megan said...

lol. It does seem a bit un-natural

sunshinestar110 said...

It"s good to see that someone recognizes that the convos they are having weren't quite right. I'm not a male but i have been around enough of them when they have convo to know that shit he is trying to get you to believe is far from the truth.

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

@monique: all his movies are a stretch. cause all of his movies are the same. same shit. same ppl. same storyline. i have respect for a black man making his way...but don't make black men seem as if we sit around like a bunch of women giggling and obsessing over each other's lives like that.

@krissy: yea, tasha is cool. the rest of the folks are cool. i didn't say the movie is nonredeemable. just think that he should portray black men a little more accurate, considering he IS a black man. just saying.

@chymere: trust, even if you hear a lot of guy talk. men hold back when women are around. in fact one of my friends who is like "one of the guys" is the most sensitive person in the world. if i say some shit i'd say to any of my dudes she gets mad & takes it personal like it's a sexist remark. i'm all for a chick who can hang in a conversation. but i haven't found one chick ever that can take it like a dude. lol

@megan: just a little?..come on. he makes it seem like men are from another planet of some shit. all the giggling is the tell-tell. men don't giggle. we chuckle.

@sunshinestar110: very far from the truth. he might as well be sitting on the beach as madea. all of them for that matter. shit...