while in the land of fuckery, we were approached by some ladies with a flyer advertising a "wet t-shirt" contest and asking us if we wanted to participate in a "wet boxers" contest. now, we all know what a wet t-shirt contest is. and we all know how wonderful those can be. but something didn't quite sit right with me about this. one, knowing that under no circumstance would i be allowed to participate in one...and two, knowing that it wouldn't be fair to the other guys cause there would be no question..i'd win.
none of us were convinced. it sounded a little bit suspect. but the more they started talking about it the more they started contemplating doing it. me, again...not being a believer. was like, whatever this sounds retarded. so we hang out. grab some food. drink a little bit. drink a little bit more. and then they tell me, let's hit the spot up. so we head out there. get there, get some more liquor in our system. the festivities start. dj asking everyone to come sign up for the wet t-shirt contest. cool, cool. then he announces any guys who wanna sign up for the wet boxer contest. so these dudes go down to sign up. i'm sitting there on my way to a drunk headache. so the wet t-shirt contest starts. next thing i know two of them come back with some white boxers in their hands. it turns out, to participate you have to get naked except for the white boxers. at this point my cousin has tapped out of this foolish idea. then another one of my boys chickened out. so now it's only two dudes...who are in. so now it's time for them to come front and center, they go change into their boxers. some random dude was first. so as they pour the water on the first dude..the look on everyone's face was priceless.
forget the cheering women. the only thing you saw was the other DUDES looking intently at one another. at this point i think it clicks to all the of straight guys participating that this is some gay shit. you are standing next to another man..in his underwear, wetting yourself up.
c'mon son. . .
who won the contest? i don't know, and i don't care. i was drunk as hell. and that shit was stupid. my boys didn't win. all they got was their first gay experience & some souvenir white boxers. it just goes to show, if it sounds suspect..it probably is.
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