Sunday, June 6, 2010
no shower for me...
so my cousin, who is kinda like my sister is pregnant with her second child. her son who is kinda like my nephew, is my godson. my cousin has officially told me i was the soon to be godfather of her soon to be new baby girl. i have NO issue with this. i love kids. i love my cousin. i loved to be both her kids godfather. but what i don't love and can not co-sign on is this invitation to her baby shower. like seriously?
as soon as i got it in the mail i called her up and was like, "so um..yea, what is this shit?". she immediately started laughing and informed me it was an invitation to view her registry that she knew nor did not expect me to come to her baby shower. but then she tells me how a few guys will be there in case i did want to stop by. wait. guys at a baby shower? a FEW guys? w-t-f has happened to the world of masculinity? how the hell do you find yourself at a baby shower? please tell your chick or your mama to get your balls out your purse (yes, i said your purse) because you need a nut job. i don't even co-sign gay men being at baby shower. all that happens at baby showers are stupid games, talking about babies, & women food. deviled eggs, finger sandwiches, cheese & crackers...yanno the kinda food that makes you hungrier instead of like you ate something? there is absolutely NOTHING for a man at a baby shower, except women. and that's like trying to pick up women after a wedding.
women after weddings = emotional & looking for a husband
women after baby showers = emotional & poking holes in condoms.
so you see not a ideal pick up spot. and before yall start up and say, "well it's okay for the father of the baby..." NO THE HELL IT'S NOT. i have a son. do you think i went to his baby shower? did my father go to mine? do i know any dude that has gone to their child's baby shower. no. no. no. wait, i do. my cousin went to his daughter's shower. i guess since he was having a girl, he thought it was alright to start acting like one? just joking, or am i?