so i pull up to my house, and i see this dude running from the side of my house. i then see another, then another, then a sister & a brother.
do these kids wanna get killed today? seriously, where do they do that at?
apparently in my driveway.
when i was a kid and we'd play in someone's yard. as soon as that person came home we'd run. you NEVER. EVER. stand in someone you don't know yard and stare at them like they pulling into YOUR driveway.
i used to live across the street from this little gay guy who used to be the BIGGEST asshole in the world. if we were playing baseball, football, anything..and the ball landed in his yard. we could kiss that shit goodbye. he used to come outside and scream, "yall stay off my grass...". if we were out shooting firecrackers, and they landed in his yard he'd call the police on us. because back in that day firecrackers were illegal in GA. he was always a big jerk & i never understood why.
until the first time i went in my backyard and found a baseball like 3 feet away from my window. and when i was watching tv, my satellite went out for a minute. i go out there and see those little assholes are playing soccer in my backyard.
- first off let me apologize to the old gay dude from across the street. if i would have known how fucking annoying it is to have children that aren't yours, nor playing with yours all up in your yard i wouldn't have played anywhere near yours.
- if those kids break a window or my damn satellite playing in my yard, i swear i will go to jail for beating their asses like their parents should have.
- you already know i'm crazy, i'm already plotting to kill the deer that keep eating my flowers in my yard..why yall wanna fuck with me?
i mean, i have no problem with kids. i don't wanna ruin their fun time. but when they start fucking with my tv watching and almost breaking my windows...i can't co-sign that shit. when they have no respect for my yard, or for me...i can't co-sign that shit. if this is what summer is about to bring, i'm about to bring the pain. i swear if i ever see them kids in my driveway again, i'm about to start aiming and laying them out. let their parents claim them from my driveway since they wanna stand there and watch their asses play in my yard. they can come get some too..