creating my perfect..

so if i'm pushing buttons on the "create a chick" machine. what exactly would i add, subtract, want, need..etc? hmm..

i'd create a woman who only speaks when spoken to. one that cooks & cleans. has a body out of this world and has sex all day.

welp, that was easy! lol

i'm just kidding (or am i?) i guess i'll start with the obvious. looks. i'm not really picky. i'm more of an equal opportunity type of guy. i think the only thing physical i'm a sucker for is a woman with a pretty face. to me a face is something you can look at 60 years later and still see that same person you fell in love with. pretty big brown eyes. just do something for me. i dunno what it is. but they do. i can just stare in a woman's eyes forever. pretty smile. pretty lips. just all face everything.

body wise..she just has to look good in her body. as long as her body looks good on her, it'll look good on me. height/weight doesn't matter. she doesn't have to be a size zero, 2, 8, 14, 18, etc...it doesn't matter to me. she doesn't have to have a video hoe's body. as long as she has something to grab on. i want to grab on something. not gonna lie she can even have a "either or" body too. either a lot of ass & little breast or a lot of breast and a little ass. to have a both..is like having dessert twice in the same meal. it just would spoil me crazy lol.

now if i'm going to throw personality in the mix. she has to be down to earth. i'm not a opposites attract type guy. yes, i attract opposites all the time. but we clash like hell. i don't like clashing. that doesn't bring excitement for me, at all. i'm a homebody, so i like someone who just enjoys my company. someone that can be around me and happy. we can make our own fun. self sufficient. i want a woman that i can be stranded on an deserted island with and we never run out of things to do or talk about. i want a woman who listens, but also has her own opinions. i love to debate, and love a woman who doesn't back down. she has to be able to hold her own with me. i respect someone who respects my views and beliefs. i feel we should be equally yoked. have things in common, from background, upbringing, education, child rearing, religion etc...now i don't expect to find a woman who grew up with the huxtables a parents, lutheran, studied engineering, etc..it doesn't have to be exact at all. we just need to connect on a similar level. she has to want the same things i do or at least be able to compromise. someone who'll get on the "we" train instead of staying on that one way "me" train. i also like a secure woman. meaning, she knows who she is, what she wants, and that she's beautiful. i find when a woman is secure in these areas..everything is less about her and more about what we can do together. she isn't worried about other women. she isn't carrying baggage. she can take compliments. she doesn't feel inferior or superior to me. we're equal.

what she gotta do to turn me on? just be a woman. i think there isn't anything sexier than a woman. although, i'm not a fan of prissy chicks. i want a woman who's not afraid to break a nail or get her hands dirty. work out in the yard with me. one who'll play two on two basketball against my parents with me. one who's down for whatever. she has to like things i like, not everything but be open to things. be my spades partner. watch a football, basketball, baseball game with me. spend hours losing to me at scrabble. i'm not attracted to "dumb chicks". intellect turns me on. i enjoy a woman who can stimulate me completely. one i can teach. one that i can learn from. one that introduces me to new things and is open to me doing the same.

i'm one of those "freak in the bedroom"/"lady in the street" type dudes. i want my woman to carry herself like a classy chick. all the getting slushed, being out in the clubs, hanging with wild ass chicks..you can miss me with that. but when we're home i want her naked. all the time. as little clothing as possible. cause i'm a very visual person. i think a chick looks cute in my t-shirt and sweats. but i think she looks sexy in her t-shirt and her panties..i opt for sexy over cute. i do like attention, but only require a lot if i'm not getting enough affection. not saying a woman has to be overly into me. just one who understands i need to be wanted, and she should show me that. she should be very affectionate. i love affection. i need a woman who loves being around me. loves flirting with me. whisper in my ear. sing in my ear. bite my ear. i'm definitely a touch me/tease me kinda guy. just a woman who makes you feel desired. makes you feel like a man.

must haves...

a woman who can cook or will learn. a loving nurturing person. someone who is good with children. loves them, wants them, will help me raise my son. be very family oriented. believe in God. pray with me. support me. she has to think i'm funny. i believe when a chick stops thinking you're funny..the end is near. she would know how to express herself. not be afraid to tell me she loves me. not be afraid to let others know she loves me. pda is optional, but nice. she'd love sex (with me only). be faithful. she'd accept me for who i am, and not try to change me.

that's not too outlandish is it?