Tuesday, June 23, 2009

shit mouth...

dude looks like he got yuck mouth don't he? i mean even though he's extreme brushing looks like his breath smells like toe cake metal shit bricks. this is the image i got in my head when this dude tells me, first thing he does in the morning is get up shit & brush his teeth.

is it just me, or does it seem like there needs to be at least a 10 minute window between when you're sticking your hand around your ass & when your sticking your hand in your mouth? i'm just saying. soap is soap. water is water. shit is shit. maybe it's me. but the first thing i do when i get out of bed is brush my teeth. hop in the shower, wash my face & body. dry off throw on some drawz and if i have to piss this is point where i handle that (unless i pissed in the shower..which of course i don't do that). i get my food, let it set and yanno hit the toilet to download some thangs. this way you are minimizing your mouth's exposure to your shit hands. after all, would you feel more comfortable seeing the guy making your food coming in the front door, washing his hands, putting on gloves & making your sandwich. or the guy walking out the bathroom, washing his hands, putting on gloves & making your sandwich. clean is clean....but shit hands is NOT the same


~Sheila~ said...

Yeah, that is pretty nasty.

I get after my kids ALL OF THE TIME about brushing their teeth and washing their hands. Kids need a good habit.

As for you and your "not pissing in the shower"...must be why you don't have athlete's foot, huh?

Anonymous said...

i think you're supposed to shit before you shower...cuz otherwise you're walking around with microscopic shit crumbs in your ass all day...i mean i know there's toilet paper and wet wipes cuz you might need to hit the john during the day but let's not kid ourselves...wiping clean and shower clean are totally different.

if i had my druthers i'd just prefer to do all the bathroom stuff pre-showering, and be shower fresh for as much of the day as possible. brushing teeth can go before, after, or in between.

as long as you washed your hands with soap & water & got the dirt out of your fingernails, i don't care where your hands were...unless you were like kneading anthrax or something.

Beyond Danielle said...

yes, anytime you shit you need to clean that up throughly and wash your hands throughly. Then you can deal with brushing your teeth and eating.

Can you imagine how many ppl actually shit and then prepare food. EEEWWWWWW!!!

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

sheila: no athlete's foot here..lol

imjustice: you're right..but if i explained to you my extra clean shitting ritual you'd scream tmi...so i'ma leave it at that..lol

beyonddanielle: 10 min window..wait 10 minutes lol