Tuesday, June 23, 2009
dude looks like he got yuck mouth don't he? i mean even though he's extreme brushing looks like his breath smells like toe cake metal shit bricks. this is the image i got in my head when this dude tells me, first thing he does in the morning is get up shit & brush his teeth.
is it just me, or does it seem like there needs to be at least a 10 minute window between when you're sticking your hand around your ass & when your sticking your hand in your mouth? i'm just saying. soap is soap. water is water. shit is shit. maybe it's me. but the first thing i do when i get out of bed is brush my teeth. hop in the shower, wash my face & body. dry off throw on some drawz and if i have to piss this is point where i handle that (unless i pissed in the shower..which of course i don't do that). i get my food, let it set and yanno hit the toilet to download some thangs. this way you are minimizing your mouth's exposure to your shit hands. after all, would you feel more comfortable seeing the guy making your food coming in the front door, washing his hands, putting on gloves & making your sandwich. or the guy walking out the bathroom, washing his hands, putting on gloves & making your sandwich. clean is clean....but shit hands is NOT the same