Thursday, August 12, 2010

girl cars vs. boys cars...

some of you know i was complaining about my courtesy car yesterday. well...this (look to the left) is what they gave me.

the dude knew it was fucked up cause he kept trying to make excuses from the second i stepped in the door. he even hit me with, "are you ready to laugh" before he opened the door and revealed the car to me. now...i have a big suv. so to me..this is like a mattel toy car. not only that, it's a chick's car.

don't know the difference between a man's car and a woman's car? well let me break it down to you. a prius. a focus. a vw beetle. those are chick cars. i don't care how "save the earth you are". you are a girly man if you're driving any of those cars. a monte carlo. a ford 350 truck. a charger. those are dudes cars. just like wearing pants, ties, and cutting your hair short..women can get away with driving a man's car. guys...no such luck.

don't get me wrong. having something to get your from "a to b" is all that is important. but if you got a man who PICKED a prius, focus, or beetle...ask him what size dress he wears too. cause he's gonna be wearing your clothes just like he's driving your car. just saying...

i was horrified driving around in that cube. it's not the riding in part. it's the driving part. i can ride in a car like that. if a chick wants to chauffeur me around, cool. i just have no business DRIVING one. i was so glad to get my car back today.

5 comments:

UglyCleanBroke87 said...

Hey! I was about to get mad when you said a Charger is a dude's car....but then I saw the "women can get away with driving men's cars" part. Lol

True story: a girl at my job drives a pink Charger, and I want it!

xxxx said...

lmao---> "i can ride in a car like that. if a chick wants to chauffeur me around, cool. i just have no business DRIVING one."

Epitome said...

LMAO! I was discussing this with the boo a couple weeks ago. We came to the consensus that every grown man should have a luxery vehicle or SUV...a sedan they can get away with but a two door (that is not a luxery car) is a no go...and generally anything that parents would send their sweet becky off to college in is unacceptable.

luvlymskrissy said...

Like I said the other day, either u were "too big in there" or it was gonna make u feel smaller lol. There would be no inbetween lol.

I was thinking about getting an SUV but only because I'm short (5'3") and big cars/trucks makes us shorties feel much bigger lol

Piph said...

that's a WHITE girl car lls. and it's ugly too