you need more people
so my boy just hopped on twitter. he's actually been on twitter for a minute, but he's one of those folks who got on didn't get it and didn't stay around. so we we're hanging out about a week ago..and i was tweeting. one thing about me my phone is text message central. everyone cept my mama & the president text me. my mom doesn't cause she can't figure out her phone enough to do it. the president doesn't because i'm one of those folks with a crazy name that you kinda gotta distance yourself from if you got a crazy name.
anyway. needless to say i'm always on my phone doing something. so my boy peeped me tweeting. i think he got a little tweet jealous cause i was telling him the crazy shit i was getting @replied. and the crazy shit i was tweeting back. so he's like, "i ought to get back on twitter". so i'm like..yea, it's cool. mind you i'm not a fan of befriending too many folks i know and hang out with on twitter. not that too many are on. i hang with them dudes who unless someone show you how fun the shit is you don't wanna do it. because at first i wasn't a fan of twitter. in fact i was like, "who wanna be on some shit and tell folks what their doing every few minutes..lame". well guess who got lame & addicted? yea, me.
so first thing i tell him, "don't go adding everyone you know, know...cause if you're saying what you're doing & who you're doing it with it's the quickest way from a mojo to check you and your locale. and it totally does not allow you to talk about folks you even remotely know cause all that shit always gets back some how (snitch ass mojos) ". he got what i was saying immediately. so he gets on and thinks he just gonna add folks and get his twitter thang going. wait, i'm bout to go look & see how many followers he has right now..4.
the hell? how he hell you been on twitter for a few days and still only got 4 followers? shit i got you 2 of your followers. your twitter hustle is a #fail. my advice to him, just tweet eventually ppl you add will add you back if you hit them up on the regular and yall connect. he was telling me last night, "man twitter takes too much...."
awwww, poor him right? wtf-ever..for being a punk about it i'ma give him 4 #twitterkills.
pow-pow-pow..yippie yo yippie yay- POW
let me know if you wanna make his day & follow him.