Wednesday, October 28, 2009

cougar update


yea, she's back. speak of the devil and she'll pop from behind you.

i'm laying in bed last night and i heard a beep. and i'm like wtf is that? cause i had just had one of those "can't move dreams" the night before. so i'm looking around. and i hear another beep.

as mentioned before i have a "beeping" problem when i'm sleep. if i hear any kind of beeps or alarms i jump up to attention like it's a fire drill. so it had me a bit confused. i was probably 2 secs away from hopping out the bed, grabbing my son out his room, and standing on the front lawn in my drawz. that's when i realized it was my phone. which i keep on a charger away from my bed when i'm not expecting no one else to call me for the night.

i look at the phone, who is it? my cougar. inviting me to this event she's at. 3:34am. really? i mean i know i work crazy hours. but when is it cool to text someone that early in the morning if yall aren't fucking, best friends, or family? seriously...

hmmm......she gets 67 cougar points deducted. sorry.

9 comments:

Jen said...

That cougar is not going nowhere :) Those are booty call hours and she knows it.

Cyn said...

I agree... booty call hours.

100K said...

She wants to fuckkkkk

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

@shesgot2haveit: i know you think you're so funny. newsflash, you're not..lol and yea those are booty call hours. at least text me some booty call worthy shit not.."i'm gonna be blah blah...wanna come through". lol

@cyn: i know..but i honestly think she just be up and think it's natural to text folks like that

@100k: she wants to do a lot of things..most of them involve me doing her a favor. but when you think of it..that's doing her one too so guess so..yup!

Miss Lovely said...

she wanted the D! she wanted the D!

no reason for her to text that late besides wanting some of that young cub meat!

Anonymous said...

Can you ask her if she'll be my Cougar Mentor? Seriously. I need her to teach me what she does so I know what *not* to do to lose 67 cougar points. My Cougar game MUST be on point...

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

@ms.lovely: cub meat? whatever i may be younger than her..but this is grade A man meat over here. lol

@druhil4lif: ha ha, you are SO funny. i'll hook that up. you're a prefectionist so i doubt you'd lose 67 cougar points without doing something to gain them back times 2.

Beyond Danielle said...

I agree with everyone she was up thinking about that D. the cougar was in heat

~Sheila~ said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew that was going to happen. Cougars are like stray cats. Feed them (give them any attention) and they keep coming back. At 3 am...this cougar was on the prowl!!