Sunday, October 25, 2009

things you think, but must not say to your girl...


so i'm sitting here restless. and usually when i'm restless w/o interruption all kinda thoughts run rampant in my head. one particular thought keeps nagging me.

so therefore i decided i'd hit yall up with ignorant random ass man thoughts that SHOULDN'T be said out-loud.
(disclaimer: these are NOT my current thoughts, well at least not all of them)


"i'd love to get you pregnant tonight"...

"not trying to be funny, but your mom could get it"

"we don't have to have sex tonight, i jacked off twice already today"

"no, i don't think your homegirl is cute..i think she's fine a fuck.."

"yea, i knew it was your sister...yall got the same ass"

"no i don't think your breast could be bigger, just don't think they could be any smaller".

"damn, why didn't i meet your sister first...are yall close?"

"i drove all the way over here to cuddle?"..

"you're right, if you weren't on your period..i would have invited you over".

"i look at playboy for the pictures NOT the articles"

"yes, i do think this chick on tv looks good & i'd like to fuck her 383 different ways, happy now?"

"yes, i was moaning in my sleep cause i was having a sex dream. no, it wasn't with you"

"i hate your family reunions, shit while i'm being honest i hate your family too"

"yes i hear you talking to me, but i thought if i sat very still and avoided eye contact you'd realize that i don't care"

"no i wouldn't rather watch football, but i realize you're only naked because you don't want me to watch it, so i'm teaching you a lesson"

"when i told you i was cold...i was actually asking for head, not a hug"

"what you got on? really means: text me a naked picture"

"do i want a threesome? naw yall can take turns"

"what's on my mind right now?..pssh yanno what's on my mind right now"

"no, i wasn't just checking that chick out...i saw her like 20 minutes ago"

"i wasn't really stuck in traffic i just took the long way home hoping you'd be sleep when i got in"

"hope you think maury is funny next week, when my episode airs...."


and the list goes on. . . .

6 comments:

Ms. Lovely said...

lmfao@ the last one!

I'ma do one of these from the female perspective

100K said...

LOL i stay thinking some of these...

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

@ms.lovely: as always i look forward to that.

@:100k: i'm saying, who doesn't think this?..lol

Beyond Danielle said...

My favorites

"383 ways" ?

"i hate your family reunions, shit while i'm being honest i hate your family too"

yes i hear you talking to me, but i thought if i sat very still and avoided eye contact you'd realize that i don't care"

Cyn said...

LOL LOVE IT! Kinda sounds like what goes on in my head... only more girly

Piph said...

LMAO!!!!! @ "yes i hear you talking to me, but i thought if i sat very still and avoided eye contact you'd realize that i don't care"

That was the best one.