Tuesday, October 6, 2009

ManFive 11.5


no, it's not friday, but i did see a request for a slight adjustment of the previous ManFive, last week's topic: how do men know women like them.

well i decided to answer the opposite in this .5 edition. topic: how should women know men like them.

men are not complicated. if you talk to me outside of this blog, i say this all the time. we aren't the complicated of the sexes. we are most times straightforward. if we say we like/love you then we do. if we don't then we don't. if we're coerced more than likely we don't. it's not a lot of in between and grey areas. 5 signs/ways to tell a dude likes you...

sign #5: he talks to you....a lot.

like he generally cares about "how your day was", "what your co-worker did", "what you ate at lunch". he sits on the phone or sits listening to you all day. cause guess what...half the shit yall want to talk about is BORING AS FUCK! seriously. "oh i chipped my nail...", "me & karen went to lunch today and the waiter forgot to give us bread..". i'm saying, if dude don't like you unless you're talking about sex, sports, or like interest..he ain't gonna devote tons of time to listening to you talk about nothing. if you have longer than a 2hr conversation with a dude...and there is no "fap fap fap" going on...he's into you. if he's calling to just say hello. asking you how your day's going. etc....dude is into you. if you got a "male friend" doing that shit and you know he ain't gay. then he likes you..you just think he's ugly and wont let him out the friendzone.

sign #4: he drops his boys for you...

if you got a dude who's always hanging with his dudes. and all of a sudden you don't hear shit about his dudes. he ain't going drinking. they call, he catching them later. he tell you he has plans you want him to come over to watch Atlanta Housewives and he's like ok... yea dude is now your problem. and if he chooses his friends over you, he is NOT into you. cause who would choose to be hanging with a bunch of dudes then possibly getting some puh-t-cat. sound it out with me..."geigh".

sign#3: he's all nervous/
awkward....

when a dude is into you all that mack shit is out the window. even if you think some kinda way he hit you with the swag. his swag game has been tackled a bit. cause when you're really feeling a girl you can't ever get your shit together fast enough. your mouth don't work. you be tripping over your own feet. doing dumb laughs. nervous tell tell signs: rubbing your chin, rubbing your head, messing with your keys, etc... if a dude has been catching your attention all day with dumb shit more than likely he's been trying to get your attention. this is ALL guys...but i'm sure most of you ladies have had a dude come up to you and the first thing you could do was laugh. cause either he said some crazy shit. he accidentally dropped something. he smiled then forgot what he was gonna ask/say to you. women get to see who you really are. because when the games are gone (because if a dude playing games..he ain't really trying to get with you for real anyway) all you got is someone who really likes you & is searching for a way to tell you. and what happens when we try to tell someone something for real? we muck that shit up...but yall like us anyway.

sign #2: he tries to impress you/be romantic...


yanno how women always go back to the first few months of a relationship and say..."when we first got together, you used to....". yea..he used to cause he was trying to impress you. yes, it seems like it should continue but it's hard as hell trying to impress women these days. it's almost like you need a personal assistant. someone to tell you exactly what to do, what to buy, where to go, how to dress, etc. cause yall on some different shit these days. but if a dude is buying you flowers. sending you cards. doing extra shit to make you smile...he likes you. don't get that confused with dudes who be tricking off money. cause some of those guys like you, the other half are just paying for sex. how to tell the difference? the dudes who like you are doing it, wanting nothing in return. he's gonna get you in bed because you want to be there. the dudes who are just tricking cause they got it if they don't get "it" soon, the funds will disappear. not saying yall should withhold, just saying...know what a dudes intentions are. make sure there is sincerity behind the romantic gestures.

sign# 1: he invites you over when you're sick or on your period....


come on. if a dude wants to deal with you on either occasion..this might be your husband. seriously cause yall are some MONSTER BEAST. this goes hand & hand with sign #2. cause this is a dude who ain't getting nothing out of this deal. point blank, if he's into you..he's into you. it doesn't matter what your situation is. it doesn't matter what you're giving or not giving. he's showing he cares, he likes/loves you. so if you get that invite then you better not muck it up... cause i can tell you 98.5% of men will NOT deal with your ass when your sick or bleeding, unless they like/love you. real talk.

2 comments:

Beyond Danielle said...

thanks for the repost...

that's a apparent diffence woman love taking care of sick men.

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

@beyond danielle: no problem. and there is a difference that "mothering" gene kicks in with yall.