examples of shake-ya-baby moments.
- if you have a boyfriend and y'all aren't having sex on the regular. i'ma have to shake-ya-baby.
there is no reason why your single friends should be getting more sex on the regular than you if you got a girlfriend/boyfriend. if your girl/guy is guilty of that..you need to "shake-ya-baby".
- if your friend tells you that the only way you can get a man is to be girlfriend #2...you need to shake-ya-baby.
all you have to do to get a man is be a good woman. don't let no chick confuse you with her hoe antics. maybe that's what got her a man. but if she's sharing him with someone else..does she really have one?..
- if you stopping your life to be with someone who has moved on with theirs..i'ma have to shake-ya-baby.
stop it. stop wishing on a star & get in your car. find a new parking space to park your life in and stop thinking that handicap space is the best available.
- if you driving and breaking every 3 minutes and there is NO car in front of you. you guessed it...SHAKE-YA-BABY
not only will this almost get you killed...but you're one of the most annoying mf'ers in the world. get off the road, in fact...drive off the road.
- i was in the store...saw this chick buying a pack of pads & a box of condoms...shake-ya-baby..with your nasty ass.
i know sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. but don't buy them together. send him out to get the condoms while you pick up the pads. or go in buy one then double back and buy the other. but me and the cashier were both looking at her like sided eyed.
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hope that you get some sort of copyright on this. Something tells me that there may be a new catch phrase in the workds. lol.
Come on now. Why cant she buy both pads and condoms at the same time. There is a chance that they may not being used at the same time. maybe. possibly. probably. hopefully. smh.
LMAO! Okay I agree with 1-4, but 5 needs a pass! Get it all while you're in the store ladies!! Don't wanna be caught without either! But, yeah the others are "you need some sense shook into you" moments! LMAO
My road rage almost caused me to go shake this computer screen at #4. It's so bad where I actually look through the windshield of the car in front of me to see if there is anyone in front of them that is making them drive so damn stupid! I really hate hoe antics too...these hoes have no manners.
lol....i had to go back and read #5 again...I must have read it too fast because I thought it said that she bought tampons and pads...I kept thinking was wrong with that...(yeah I had a blonde moment) I think all of these are moments when people are really tripping...especially number two.
I know a few people who are gonna straight end up with shaken baby syndrome after this!
@freckles: well remember where you heard it first...amd no..she was def gonna go straight home & use both. I could see it in her eyes.
@ciara denise: I am not saying be caught w/o...but come on. She went to buy pads & thought "I can sure use some condoms"? Pass revoked.
@starrla monae: yea...road rage is a way of life for me. Nothing aggravates me more than needing to be somewhere and murtle the turtle has decided to cut me off & start sightseeing on the highway
@lilioohpyt: pads & tampons is a bit of an overkill but some of your ladies are indecisive, so eh...but yea..gonna shake like a poloriod picture
@diannaboss: yup..shaken baby & broken neck syndrome
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