"i'm gonna die"
really that's what i was thinking. i went over to cut the yard at my other house. which if any of you remember from last spring/summer the horror and terror i whined and complained about every other week.
as i was dragging massive size tree branches around the yard. digging out and cutting down bushes. i started to think to myself...
women think working out is sexy. women think spending money is sexy. women think dressing nice is sexy. but yanno what really is sexy? fucking housework and yard work. and here i am in all my manual labor glory with no one to watch. i started thinking about a book i bought my girlfriend as a joke...it's a series called, "porn for women". and it's a bunch of pictures of guys doing ordinary things that women find sexy. like...changing the toilet tissue before it runs out. or cleaning the kitchen. fixing dinner. opting not to watch the game, instead spending quality time listening to you talk about clothing. if only it was that easy....enjoy ladies.
did i mention i was cooking dinner while i was writing this post?....#sosexy