#twitterkills thursday (Sunday Edition). okay i've been preoccupied this weekend, so i wasn't able to blog, tweet, or text. but never fear #twitterkill is still going down this week.
this weeks #twitterkill is dedicated to simple ass tweeters. we all have them on our list. the person who really tweets, "what they are doing..." at the moment.
@simpleasstweeter: i'm watching tv
@simpleasstweeter: i'm eating candy
@simpleassstweeter: i just farted, lol
@simpleasstweeter: *twitpic* me chillin'
needless to say, it's that person who tweets about nothing but the obvious. it's like, ok...yes twitter does ask "what you're doing" but you do have 140 characters to say a little more then that shit. it's like..not only does your life seem boring, YOU seem boring. shit. learn from the master how to spice up any "simple ass tweet"...
"i'm watching tv" translates to "i'm watching Howard the Duck, i haven't seen this in 4 years..i used to crush hard on Lea Thompson. she was kinda dope in Back 2 the Future".
"i'm eating candy" translate to "damn, i just broke my tooth on this jawbreaker i'm eating. hope i still have dental insurance".
"i just farted" translate to "i just smelled a fart, no one else is here but me...wonder who did it?".
"*twitpic* me, Chillin" translates to "wanna see some midget porn?..naw just kidding i was bored here's a new picture of me".
i'm saying, just a suggestion boring ass simple tweeter. please spice up your tweets as well as your life. thank ya kindly...P O W.