Thursday, January 7, 2010
#twitterkills thursday #8
we've had a resurgence of the stalkertwits. this week's #twitterkill thursday is dedicated to those great folks who check & refresh your profile yet never click that "follow" button.
yanno i'm talking to you stalkertwits out there. in fact i'ma guarantee i have a few of my stalkertwits reading this blog right now. they are also blogstalkers. it's those ex's that suspiciously know what's going on with you & you ain't talked to them in months. it's the one's that sends you those messages, "hey just saw your new picture, made me think of you....just saying hello".
umm...saw my new pictures where? cause the only new picture i've put up was on my twitter and you aren't on twitter. or are you? maybe you're just on MY twitter. hmmm...lol
now you get a pass if your catching your current boy/girlfriend cheating or being unruly. sometimes you have to quietly peep what's going on in their twitter universe. yes i said it. sometimes you do have to check that dude that's always kissing her ass.."oh everything looks nice on you...". *cleaning gun as i type this..* . but for the most part...you shouldn't stalk no ones twitter. and if you do, you shouldn't ever tell them. resist the urge. kinda like you resist the urge to actually follow them. it's kinda spooky, scary, & stalkerish. and no matter the compliment they think you're weird & makes them want to make their shit protected. just a heads up.
and if you're my ex. and you're reading this..fuck you upside the head with a fucking dirty ratchet dipped in rabies & chicken swine flu blood. bitchbitchbitchbitch..made you mad yet? you gonna EMAIL me or TEXT me out the blue now? start a fight about an old pack of gummi bears you left in my car? yea, i ate them. they are GONE. long gone & they tasted so good. best gummi bears in the world. naw i'm just playing..i got your gummi bears. where?..on deez nuts. you want some gummi nuts? (ok, i'm done being retarded...lol)
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