Sunday, January 24, 2010

ManFive Friday....


Manfive Friday #27...

yes, it's late. yes, we both realize this. but guess what, it's here...

ManFive topic of the week: 5 ways to make us think you're awesome..

things you THINK, we think are awesome..usually aren't. things we THINK, you should know are awesome..you probably ignore. i'm about to clue you ladies in on a few things to earn an awesome badge from your dude. there are PLENTY of things..too many to name. but i'll try to touch on the sure-fire ways to get the "you're fucking awesome" award.

#5: be interested in this favorite things..


like really be interested. not faking. not just doing it to do shit. not just doing it cause HE likes it. get to know it, love it, do it. call him, ask him when you can do it again. even if it's stamp collecting. show him you care. show him it's important to you too. a guy likes to do shit with you, when it's shit he likes to do. especially, when it's shit he likes to do. you wanna score points with him, have him bragging to his friends, have him sitting back thinking you're cool as hell. adopt his passion, he'll love you forever.

#4: do stupid shit to appease him...


i just like 2 seconds ago, made my chick drink a heineken to convince me to take her to superbowl. she was trying too...but that scene from, "I love you, man" where dude guzzled the beer..won and then threw up all over dude came to mind. i took the beer from her hands, but i couldn't erase the happiness of her actually "trying" to do it to appease me. we like when yall do stupid shit. not stupid shit that yall do and DON'T think is stupid. but stupid shit we'd convince our boys to do and they'd do. like jumping out train car or some shit. this is why we think our dudes are so awesome. to earn the awesome badge you have to throw down your skirt for a second, put on some sweat pants and take one for the team. it's cool as shit when our boys do shit. but, it's extremely sexy when yall do it. so go dumb for us baby. go ham...wild out..

#3: when you get us shit, we had NO idea you knew we wanted.


i always say women give the WORST gifts ever. if it's not sex, it's usually, eh. think about it. think about all the gifts you get your dad. your brother. boyfriend. husband. unless it's a child you have NO clue what to get a guy. you get him what YOU want him to have. which is usually NOT what he wants to have. but when he opens the box. tears open the wrapping paper. pulls out the tissue paper and sees..."scrabble: the onyx version" (WoW). a dude (this dude) will lose his mind. are you fucking serious? you are so fucking awesome. thank you.thank you. thank you. thank you. because honestly..i was NOT expecting an as awesome as this gift.

#2: when you stuntin' on them other chicks..

when a chick does that extra shit to make you be like..."daaaaaaaamn" when you see her. AWESOME. ain't nothing sexier then a chick that know she sexy. but when she know she sexy & she wear that sexy and she giving that sexy for you...she is fucking awesome. that, "this is for you" attitude is extremely appreciated. you think we don't notice. maybe we don't compliment enough. maybe we don't give credit where it's due. but when you're doing it for us & we know it...you a few steps from getting a ring put on it.

#1: sex. sex. sex. sex. sex.


you already knew it was coming and ending here. sex is one of the fastest ways to get that awesome badge. you give it, we get it. awesome. you like it, you love it. awesome. new tricks, old tricks, tricks in general. awesome. love it, need it, want it...Yes.

nuff said...

7 comments:

sunshinestar110 said...

Now how did I know SEX SEX was going to be #1...lmaoooooooooooooo

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

@sunshinestar110: cause, *singing* "girl you know it's true...ooh ooh ooh..". i'm not even joking for a second. it would be a complete man-lie if it wasn't #1 and i didn't say it.

xxxx said...

some guys are too hard to read, from reading your blog i get some insight.. thought i knew it all but i guess not lol. and i already knew it was going to end at sex.. it always does.

insushiwetrust said...

i have problems with #4...such a huge egooooo *shrug*

i need your next manfive (please!) to be single-woman friendly like...5 ways to get a guy who's just a friendly acquaintance to check for you...or how to get the guy you're into when it's his boy that's checking for you...or if it's couple-based, 5 ways to get a guy to push his "freak" boundaries (other than sexless stalemates) or 5 common pitfalls single women make when trying to find mr.right

yes, i am trying to mine your wealth of man-knowledge to my own benefit!

ms.rubies said...

LOL...another wicked post. i've always been told i'm a cool gf to have because of my laidback nature...so im down with the first 4, #1 though is gonna have to wait a little...lol

MzAuNatural-Beauty said...

"it's cool as shit when our boys do shit. but, it's extremely sexy when yall do it. so go dumb for us baby. go ham...wild out.."

I knew guys liked ditzy chicks. lol

to your #2 - ;) Didn't know yall thought that was sexy... hmm, learn something new everday..

P.S.. We share birthdays ;) --- I'm thinking a collab post on April 15th. lol

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

@xxxx:it always ends in sex, because it should always start with sex. so then you have a complete circle. lol just kidding..(or am i?)

@insushiwetrust:i'm saying if you do something to appease me, i'm bound to do something to appease you. i think for the most part the dude does more "appeasing" things for his woman. because after a certain point, yall just let us do us or yall get used to do our things. we NEVER get use to doing your things, we just do them to make you happy.

and i got you on the manfive's you got the next month locked up with your questions. you have offically set up the next 4 manfive's pat yourself on the back. lol

@ms. rubies: cool..as long as you're down for the first 4..dude won't have a problem waiting for #1. that is as long as #1 is seen in the future.. lmao

@mzaunatural beauty: it's not ditzy chicks. it's just a chick who will be playful. yall get this look & this tone when yall are being playful that is real cute. we like that. we don't like dumb chicks. dumb chicks get one thing, & it rhymes with chick...

& hi-five for having the greatest day in the world for your birthday as well. i agree we gotta do something lol..