i recently had a "date" with a cougar. no one believes me when i say she's a cougar. they think i'm just making this attraction up. my chick is not threaten what's so ever. which is weird. cause she's gets mad when a fly gives me the side eye.
my parents thinks it's innocent. my boys are like.."whatever..". no one believes me.
but this woman wants me. i can see it in her piercing glances. she even gave me a half cheek, half lip kiss yesterday. i told my chick. again she didn't flinch.
what is going on? am i losing my attraction points? do yall not think it's possible this nearly 50 y/o woman is trying to put the moves on me? is it's because of who it is? do yall not think she is cougarific? she's a semi-celebrity. she honestly doesn't have to call just about every night. or make up reasons for us to "date". cause that's what it was yesterday. a date.
i will keep yall updated on my cougar status. i'ma twitpic when she grabs my package.