i recently had a "date" with a cougar. no one believes me when i say she's a cougar. they think i'm just making this attraction up. my chick is not threaten what's so ever. which is weird. cause she's gets mad when a fly gives me the side eye.my parents thinks it's innocent. my boys are like.."whatever..". no one believes me.
but this woman wants me. i can see it in her piercing glances. she even gave me a half cheek, half lip kiss yesterday. i told my chick. again she didn't flinch.
what is going on? am i losing my attraction points? do yall not think it's possible this nearly 50 y/o woman is trying to put the moves on me? is it's because of who it is? do yall not think she is cougarific? she's a semi-celebrity. she honestly doesn't have to call just about every night. or make up reasons for us to "date". cause that's what it was yesterday. a date.
i will keep yall updated on my cougar status. i'ma twitpic when she grabs my package.
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Hey maybe she wants herself a PYT!
Good luck handling that. I was in a similar situation, but dipped out (aka, stopped communicating w/ the person altogether).
@Mel: i think she does want me....but i'ma just let it play out. ppl aren't gonna believe until she's stalking me on twitter. lol
lol people dont believe anything until they see it on twitter. but i am usually attracted to older men but one guy that i dated for a while he was older than the rest he was almost 50 and two of his daughters were older than me, the more we dated the more i found out and the more he wanted from me so i did like mel and i dipped out. changed my number and stopped all communication completely.
@xxx: it's not that easy tho. she was introduced to me through my dad. which now i'm calling him the "cougar pimp"cause he pimped my ass out.
so now the pressure to remain friendly even though she crossed over my usual "new friend" line is higher.
Everyone thinks that men are big on themselves. It's kinda hard to believe when a man say she likes me because it seems like to a man every woman likes them. Maybe you could write a manfive about how men can tell when a woman likes them.
Haha... You know she wants to rock with you! ;)
Lmao & smh ... I believe u ;-)
Good Luck with that. When a woman sets her sights on a man they REALLY go after them. It's gonna be a challenge to get rid of her unless you just stop communication all toghether. I would LOVE to see her pop up on twitter and stalk your ass.
*But not in a "boil your bunny" type of stalk.
@beyond danielle: yea, but i'm not a bragging type dude (believe it or not). in fact most ppl who know me know how adamant about ppl NOT wanting me. that when i say someone wants me..they should believe me. & thanks for this friday's manfive topic.
@Mel: ha ha
@Cc. Denise: thank you for believing me.
@Sheila: i can't figure her out yet...when i do, i'll let you know. please don't wish a stalker on me...lol
@tun: I have a million of 'em... (or close to it. My brain is on fiyah!)
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