don't drink the water.....

how many guys have perfected the art of:

waking up, eyes closed shut, maneuvering to the bathroom to take that morning piss? i know i've perfected it so well that i could skip the waking up part and just do it in my sleep. this morning was no different, except for the fact that i knew my son had slept in the bed with me. so after i finished, i opened an eye to see if he made a mess last night, cause he's still working on the aim -to -sleep ratio.

the water was a little brownish. so of course i reached on the side of the toilet and put some toilet bowl cleaner in there and go wash my hands. then i brush my teeth. then i wash my face. i stretch and head downstairs to get some cheerios before my son wakes up. i only have like 4 official bowls, 2 kid bowls & a bunch of tupperware bowls. this is what happens when you are with someone who cooks...then they decide that when they leave all the dishes belong to them. so when you go out to get some bowls as a single guy all you buy is what is necessary (4 bowl set..). once i realize that all the bowls are in the dishwasher, i go to look for some tupperware. get a bowl, go to rinse it out, & as the water is filling the bowl i'm noticing a brown tint.

i pour it out, run some more water...still a brown tint. wtf? was my toilet trying to tell me something this morning? cause as disgusted as i was about this the only thing that rushed back into my mind was..."i washed my hands. i brushed my teeth. i washed my face." all in this disgusting ass water.

i'm saying...w/things like the swine flu going around, why would the water department let this shit happen? if i were a hypochondriac i'd swear: my skin was about to burn off. my teeth and tongue about to fall out. and my hands were covered in flesh eating bacteria. cause lets be honest even though we all know it's not true..brown water makes you think of "dookie water".