Showing posts with label I'm a fool 4 you. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm a fool 4 you. Show all posts

Sunday, March 20, 2011

i know what you like...

i was slaving and tolling out in my yard and i started to think...

"i'm gonna die"

really that's what i was thinking. i went over to cut the yard at my other house. which if any of you remember from last spring/summer the horror and terror i whined and complained about every other week.

as i was dragging massive size tree branches around the yard. digging out and cutting down bushes. i started to think to myself...
 
women think working out is sexy. women think spending money is sexy. women think dressing nice is sexy. but yanno what really is sexy? fucking housework and yard work. and here i am in all my manual labor glory with no one to watch. i started thinking about a book i bought my girlfriend as a joke...it's a series called, "porn for women". and it's a bunch of pictures of guys doing ordinary things that women find sexy. like...changing the toilet tissue before it runs out. or cleaning the kitchen. fixing dinner. opting not to watch the game, instead spending quality time listening to you talk about clothing. if only it was that easy....enjoy ladies.






did i mention i was cooking dinner while i was writing this post?....#sosexy

Saturday, July 17, 2010

look what I found...

it's been so long since I've cut my grass at my other house that I found a bunch of white kids living in my front yard. at first I thought they were hobbits, but then they asked for fish sticks..

not really, but kinda sorta happened..

it's gonna take me 3 years to cut this grass. *sweating like a slave* w/ white kids yelling. what is this 1827?..
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