tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post562279804241356188..comments2023-10-25T04:49:05.924-04:00Comments on i am tha unpretentious narcissist: manfive friday #59tha unpretentious narcissist©http://www.blogger.com/profile/08074713706601698534noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post-74494131514569780772010-10-31T19:45:16.968-04:002010-10-31T19:45:16.968-04:00hey hey...just as we get comfortable so do men..ya...hey hey...just as we get comfortable so do men..yall get to slippin too!!<br /> hey hey @ #2 i will not be messin up my $75 hair style trynna be extra cute...accept the scraf she is our friend!!!sunshinestar110https://www.blogger.com/profile/06482675481139199030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post-34536118231127361182010-10-25T14:28:09.671-04:002010-10-25T14:28:09.671-04:00I guess if I ever start sleeping in clothes aside ...I guess if I ever start sleeping in clothes aside from a week a month lover will start thinking something is wrong with me lol. <br /><br />I've never been the type to hold my poops lol. If I gotta go, I just gotta do. But I will make sure it doesn't smell like something died in there when I'm done. That's just rude for him or myself to do that!Krissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718213064016248432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post-59143864921882043902010-10-23T13:02:17.148-04:002010-10-23T13:02:17.148-04:00@monique: lol..see how guilty you are. *smh*..
@s...@monique: lol..see how guilty you are. *smh*..<br /><br />@sheila: angel sent me that picture of you. he says he keeps it on his phone to remind him how good he has it at home...lol..he also asked me to put you on blast, he co-authored this post..(j/k)<br /><br />i agree with your last statement. after a while he should be down to put whatever creams wherever. but in the beginning. if you don't already have him handcuffed to the bed, your life, a pre-nup...the cremes should stay a personal thing between you and your asshole. lol<br /><br />as for the bonnet. i beg of you not to inquire or ever try to wear one. trust me, angel will thank me for bonnet blocking. bonnets are awful caps that women put on at night to take the place of a "satin pillow". like a satin shower cap. *throws up a little in my mouth* at the thought.tha unpretentious narcissist©https://www.blogger.com/profile/08074713706601698534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post-18173926038456558542010-10-22T15:22:54.654-04:002010-10-22T15:22:54.654-04:00Alright, first things first!
Where'd you get ...Alright, first things first!<br /><br />Where'd you get that pic of me? I swore I got rid of it way back when..<br /><br />And the second thing...<br /><br />Why you putting me on blast like that? Not cool man...not cool.<br /><br />For real tho, <br />I'm a lazy ass shaver. I'm not really concerned about my legs being shaved unless I KNOW I'm getting nookie. And of course, it's when I want it. No one has to know what's going on in my nether regions until it's time to check it out. Angel lives/works in houston during the week so I'm only on shave duty Fridays.<br />(Damn, that's today)<br /><br />Yes, I put on my suit of armor when I've shut down the factory for awhile. The maintainence crew is in there making repairs. We get them in there, you know...once a month. <br />Okay...maybe more than once the factory is closed but you know...it's tired...lol.<br /><br />About #3...if I gotta go, I gotta go. You're shit stinks too! We know, we pass that doorway 1/2 hour after you have stepped out and we know how to track you down afterward and we don't need a hound dog.<br /><br />#4 What the heck is a bonnet? Like wrapping your hair? I have no idea. YES!! I know I'm black!! My mom is mexican..someone help me out and fill me in...<br />...and tell me where I can get one and how to use it if it's useful! (thanks)<br /><br />As for the creams..etc..<br />After 12 years of marriage, if you can't put cream (or any other stuff) on me to make me feel better, don't be expecting to hit it when I am feeling better. In other words, you better help pay the vet bills for the kitty kat.<br /><br />...that is all..~Sheila~https://www.blogger.com/profile/14141660556692992334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338685884822865314.post-7746198948144344792010-10-22T09:35:18.387-04:002010-10-22T09:35:18.387-04:00I am dying at this post because you are so on poin...I am dying at this post because you are so on point. When your on "punishment" I break out the shorts and the college tshirt. LOL That's a clear sign that nothing is happening but sleep. I've known my son's father for 4 years and I swear I just started putting a bonnet on around him. Who wants to look like ragamuffin around a man? I need his fantasies to about how sexy I looked in my nightgown, not how homey I looked in my tattered bonnet. <br /><br />I still won't do #2 with a guy in the house. Sorry, but not happening. I will hold it until I'm home alone. I don't need the truth that women shyt to become a reality. <br /><br />I can't get with the not shaving thing. I don't care how comfortable we are, that's not happening. I don't want to talk around with legs looking like Chewbecca. I'm good.Moniquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09827625567697800795noreply@blogger.com